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This is an introductory post/placeholder. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ignore this post and go about your day. See? It's easy. Just... Ignore the post.

...And if you have no idea who I am and are wondering why the hell I just friended you... You are a silly person. Or you know too many people named Chris. Or something.

My username is obnoxiously long.